Fuck North Korea
Trailer Park: Star Trek Into Darkness - Trance - Kick Ass 2
Fuck North Korea
For the foreseeable future, my official stance on North Korea is:
"Man, Fuck North Korea."
Seriously fuck them! North Korea, as we all know is known for many terrible things, wars, human rights violations, the horrendous treatment of their people; and of course they are also famous for having a leader who wants to make sure everyone in the world knows he is more unhinged and delusional that his batshit crazy father ever was. North Korea recently came out with a video to 'show their willing aggression towards the U.S.' This, of course, is not the first time North Korea has created propaganda at the expense of the U.S., but with technology these days, things like this tend to spread outside of their country more rapidly and with a greater reach than ever before.
First a little background and update on the North Korean people:
They're starving and there is nothing they can do about it. You are bound to having an ascribed status. If you want to move up, you and your families have to kiss tons of ass for at least three generations... depending on how far you are going. And in North Korea the lower the class, the less you will eat.
North Korea is a country that is the perfect example of a true dictatorship that has a madman at the helm. This is a country widely considered to have the worst human rights record in the world. Kim Jong-il, treated his people like shit, and their new leader makes them look like shit. You can see the video by clicking here. Personally I don't want it on the site. I'm not saying that seeing it is wrong, I would just rather not have that actually playing on this site... Gosh, I saw it! I couldn't help it! I just had to see what a madman's propaganda video looked like.
If you don't want to 'stomach-it' here is a quick breakdown:
It started 'ok', i guess. But I wasn't overly impressed. They didn't subtitle the thing so I had no idea what they were saying, but I think they just saw the movie Godzilla and think they're next. In the video, when they're jumping over barb wire, I almost expected the power rangers to come out to give them a helping hand.
The video shows their weapons actually working, threatening to strike with 'weapons of mass destruction'. They dream of invading us and even calling it a 'Three Day War' (or so the article states) and some other asinine shit.
I'm no professional political pundit or anything, but the more I hear North Korea talk, the more they sound like a mouthy bitch to me. They're the little guy who wants to be the loudest and say the craziest shit so people think they're too crazy to be messed with. They think they can just bark at everyone to bend to their will. Problem with that is, that eventually you'll run into someone who heard enough and willing to check you out. And when time comes to square up and fight, 'lil bitch' is either a coward, or just a little guy with a glass jaw. A little guy can still kick enough ass to make stand, but a little guy with a glass jaw is all bark, very little bite.
I will say that everything that North Korea has, they put into their army. So they may have some bite, but I just don't buy it. I just think that this boy Kim Jong-un is drinking waaayyyy too much of his own Kool-Aid. I do expect them to have some sort of punch, but with their people in 'political prisoner' camps or starving, I don't think they have what it takes to hold us off. They'll turn on him and make it that much easier to get him. All you gotta do is hit the jaw and they will go down, easy.
Now don't get me wrong. If there was a way out of this without having to go through violence I would say to go through with it. Unfortunately, I don't see any reasoning with that madman. I wouldn't want to see lives being lost, but I really don't see any other direction we can go. That lunatic is determined to lead us down this path. Its time we begin to position ourselves to deal with him. Start putting all American citizens on high alert with a huge recomendation of getting the fuck out of there, as we need to put a hole somewhere in the general area. Its better to do it now before he becomes a bigger threat. Their army may not have a chance in hell in beating ours, but they can still put our fellow citizens around the globe in danger.
If you look at that video, their army simply lacks the technology to actually bring fear to me. I don't feel threatened at all (being here in the mainland). It makes me wonder what kind of drugs is Kim Jong-un on. He is not beating any world power with that outdated army.
Mugen had this to say about the video:
When I saw that bullshit, I laughed. What the fuck was that? They wanted to show us their military might? Well, let me say 'oooooo, it was scary'... if it was 1994.
Shit, was that the best they got? Jets? LOLOLOL. Who are they invading with that shit? Somalia?
I say, they're full of shit and they know it. They just barking. I mean, c'mon man, this ain't "Top Gun" man, technology has moved up in the U.S. since that flick came out. I almost find it hard to believe that thats what they're threatening us with. Does 'tiny kim' un even get CNN? I know they don't let their people see anything, but I'm sure that 'tiny kim' and some of the highest officials must be allowed to see what the fuck is going on outside that prison camp they call a country. Even if its just for 'strategical intel'.
Just looking at the stuff that's no longer classified, like stealth bombers, stealth fighters. They got like 12 slightly used air fighters while we build shit we know suck, just to have a congressman be properly bribed. Shit, we have been perfecting our drone killings for years. Do you think we can be scared of a few Jets, cannons, and Tanks? What, they going to roll those tanks across the Ocean?
They had the audacity to call a conflict with us 'A Three Day War'. Three days? Really? You guys don't even have HD cameras, drones, or drones with HD cameras GPS and a "FUCK YOU, KIMMY" sticker and they're talking about they're going to kick our ass in three days? I know they can feed their people that shit, but to the rest of a fact based world: "Kimmy, you're stupid."
Three days maybe how long it takes your fastest shit to get here, but you're not beating us in three days. Shit, we'd beat you in 3 hours man... Even less if we get Maverick to kick the tires and light the fires one more time. Shit, from the looks of the video, we wouldn't even need to give him new shit. We can just send 2 planes, him and the Iceman (Kilmer in Top Gun) out on it and they'd have the North Korean air force in shambles.
This is apparently a step up in their propaganda videos, as the last piece of shit they tried to spread around had invasion footage from a fucking video game. That's sad man. Shit, Bin Ladin at least had the monkey bars. It isn't much better, but at least it's live video of their people actually doing something, not just an example of their video editing skills. Like they just got Final Cut Pro 1, and they're just trying that shit out.
I can predict how the war will go: he tries something, then we shove a drone up his ass, and push the red button on our remote control. End of war.
We have been perfecting drone attacks for a while now. C'mon man, we got Bin Ladin in his 'summer home', we dug Hussein out of a fucking hole in the middle of the desert, you think we can't find an egomaniac like 'tiny kim'? After they catch him, I'd like to be in a room with him so I can show him this video while laughing in his fat face, then I'll show him "Top Gun", and then I'd shove the video, the monitor, and the big clunky, rusty, old school VCR up his candy ass.
Personally, I think it''s time to backhand that particular bitch. Send a satelite out in space outside the range of their detection. Wait for him to give another speech he gives his people, lock in the coordinate and send a drone. From the looks of their propaganda video, they don't have anything that would detect it before the "Boom" part of the mission.
Yeah, they have long range missile technology, but they're not that good at it yet. I say we do not wait until they've got the technology down before we bring the pain. Right now if he launches a nuke, there is a decent chance it'll blow up before it even leaves its own country. If he does get it outside of his country we have technology to shoot it down before it gets to us. I say we have Seal Team six put his ass next to Bin Ladin. Maybe we can start an "Asshole" pile in the middle of the ocean.
You know, he is the luckiest maniac in the world. If his country had oil or anything of value Dick Cheney would have lied us into fucking them up years ago. Just like they faked the link of Bin Ladin and Iraq, he could've faked the link between Bin Ladin and Jong-il.
In closing, fuck North Korea and 'tiny kim'. And fuck Rodman too for trying to talk him up. He looks like a goddamn whore on TV talking about you 'love him.' You just whore out your words for shock value and we all know it. Unless you telling me you love the ass-wipe behind that pathetic threat.
Fuck North Korea, fuck 'tiny kim', and fuck every one of his 'boys'.
Trailer Park:
Star Trek Into Darkness
If you've seen the first one, you are probably really, really excited about this one. I was never much of a Trek fan, I tried to catch a couple of their series but I never actually hung on. I didn't even think much of Kirk and Spock. But that first movie put me in my place. By the end of it, I was eagerly rooting for Kirk, Spock, Dr. McCoy, and the rest of the crew to save the Earth and stop Nero's evil plot. This sequel looks good so far...
Trance
This one was passed along to me by Puff. This looks like a solid 'mind-fuck' type of movie. James McAvoy is really impressing the shit out of me with his work, and this looks to be another great performance from this up and comer. I recommend checking this trailer out.
Kick-Ass 2
Because the first one wasn't outrageous enough, Kick-Ass is back and has to fight off his Arch-nemesis Red Mist, who now is known as "The Mother Fucker". LOL, seriously. The first movie was pretty darn good and this one ups the ante and adds Jim Carrey. I'm all hyped up for this one.
Trailer Park: Star Trek Into Darkness - Trance - Kick Ass 2
Fuck North Korea
For the foreseeable future, my official stance on North Korea is:
"Man, Fuck North Korea."
Seriously fuck them! North Korea, as we all know is known for many terrible things, wars, human rights violations, the horrendous treatment of their people; and of course they are also famous for having a leader who wants to make sure everyone in the world knows he is more unhinged and delusional that his batshit crazy father ever was. North Korea recently came out with a video to 'show their willing aggression towards the U.S.' This, of course, is not the first time North Korea has created propaganda at the expense of the U.S., but with technology these days, things like this tend to spread outside of their country more rapidly and with a greater reach than ever before.
First a little background and update on the North Korean people:
They're starving and there is nothing they can do about it. You are bound to having an ascribed status. If you want to move up, you and your families have to kiss tons of ass for at least three generations... depending on how far you are going. And in North Korea the lower the class, the less you will eat.
North Korea is a country that is the perfect example of a true dictatorship that has a madman at the helm. This is a country widely considered to have the worst human rights record in the world. Kim Jong-il, treated his people like shit, and their new leader makes them look like shit. You can see the video by clicking here. Personally I don't want it on the site. I'm not saying that seeing it is wrong, I would just rather not have that actually playing on this site... Gosh, I saw it! I couldn't help it! I just had to see what a madman's propaganda video looked like.
If you don't want to 'stomach-it' here is a quick breakdown:
It started 'ok', i guess. But I wasn't overly impressed. They didn't subtitle the thing so I had no idea what they were saying, but I think they just saw the movie Godzilla and think they're next. In the video, when they're jumping over barb wire, I almost expected the power rangers to come out to give them a helping hand.
The video shows their weapons actually working, threatening to strike with 'weapons of mass destruction'. They dream of invading us and even calling it a 'Three Day War' (or so the article states) and some other asinine shit.
I'm no professional political pundit or anything, but the more I hear North Korea talk, the more they sound like a mouthy bitch to me. They're the little guy who wants to be the loudest and say the craziest shit so people think they're too crazy to be messed with. They think they can just bark at everyone to bend to their will. Problem with that is, that eventually you'll run into someone who heard enough and willing to check you out. And when time comes to square up and fight, 'lil bitch' is either a coward, or just a little guy with a glass jaw. A little guy can still kick enough ass to make stand, but a little guy with a glass jaw is all bark, very little bite.
I will say that everything that North Korea has, they put into their army. So they may have some bite, but I just don't buy it. I just think that this boy Kim Jong-un is drinking waaayyyy too much of his own Kool-Aid. I do expect them to have some sort of punch, but with their people in 'political prisoner' camps or starving, I don't think they have what it takes to hold us off. They'll turn on him and make it that much easier to get him. All you gotta do is hit the jaw and they will go down, easy.
Now don't get me wrong. If there was a way out of this without having to go through violence I would say to go through with it. Unfortunately, I don't see any reasoning with that madman. I wouldn't want to see lives being lost, but I really don't see any other direction we can go. That lunatic is determined to lead us down this path. Its time we begin to position ourselves to deal with him. Start putting all American citizens on high alert with a huge recomendation of getting the fuck out of there, as we need to put a hole somewhere in the general area. Its better to do it now before he becomes a bigger threat. Their army may not have a chance in hell in beating ours, but they can still put our fellow citizens around the globe in danger.
If you look at that video, their army simply lacks the technology to actually bring fear to me. I don't feel threatened at all (being here in the mainland). It makes me wonder what kind of drugs is Kim Jong-un on. He is not beating any world power with that outdated army.
Mugen had this to say about the video:
When I saw that bullshit, I laughed. What the fuck was that? They wanted to show us their military might? Well, let me say 'oooooo, it was scary'... if it was 1994.
Shit, was that the best they got? Jets? LOLOLOL. Who are they invading with that shit? Somalia?
I say, they're full of shit and they know it. They just barking. I mean, c'mon man, this ain't "Top Gun" man, technology has moved up in the U.S. since that flick came out. I almost find it hard to believe that thats what they're threatening us with. Does 'tiny kim' un even get CNN? I know they don't let their people see anything, but I'm sure that 'tiny kim' and some of the highest officials must be allowed to see what the fuck is going on outside that prison camp they call a country. Even if its just for 'strategical intel'.
Just looking at the stuff that's no longer classified, like stealth bombers, stealth fighters. They got like 12 slightly used air fighters while we build shit we know suck, just to have a congressman be properly bribed. Shit, we have been perfecting our drone killings for years. Do you think we can be scared of a few Jets, cannons, and Tanks? What, they going to roll those tanks across the Ocean?
They had the audacity to call a conflict with us 'A Three Day War'. Three days? Really? You guys don't even have HD cameras, drones, or drones with HD cameras GPS and a "FUCK YOU, KIMMY" sticker and they're talking about they're going to kick our ass in three days? I know they can feed their people that shit, but to the rest of a fact based world: "Kimmy, you're stupid."
Three days maybe how long it takes your fastest shit to get here, but you're not beating us in three days. Shit, we'd beat you in 3 hours man... Even less if we get Maverick to kick the tires and light the fires one more time. Shit, from the looks of the video, we wouldn't even need to give him new shit. We can just send 2 planes, him and the Iceman (Kilmer in Top Gun) out on it and they'd have the North Korean air force in shambles.
This is apparently a step up in their propaganda videos, as the last piece of shit they tried to spread around had invasion footage from a fucking video game. That's sad man. Shit, Bin Ladin at least had the monkey bars. It isn't much better, but at least it's live video of their people actually doing something, not just an example of their video editing skills. Like they just got Final Cut Pro 1, and they're just trying that shit out.
I can predict how the war will go: he tries something, then we shove a drone up his ass, and push the red button on our remote control. End of war.
We have been perfecting drone attacks for a while now. C'mon man, we got Bin Ladin in his 'summer home', we dug Hussein out of a fucking hole in the middle of the desert, you think we can't find an egomaniac like 'tiny kim'? After they catch him, I'd like to be in a room with him so I can show him this video while laughing in his fat face, then I'll show him "Top Gun", and then I'd shove the video, the monitor, and the big clunky, rusty, old school VCR up his candy ass.
Personally, I think it''s time to backhand that particular bitch. Send a satelite out in space outside the range of their detection. Wait for him to give another speech he gives his people, lock in the coordinate and send a drone. From the looks of their propaganda video, they don't have anything that would detect it before the "Boom" part of the mission.
Yeah, they have long range missile technology, but they're not that good at it yet. I say we do not wait until they've got the technology down before we bring the pain. Right now if he launches a nuke, there is a decent chance it'll blow up before it even leaves its own country. If he does get it outside of his country we have technology to shoot it down before it gets to us. I say we have Seal Team six put his ass next to Bin Ladin. Maybe we can start an "Asshole" pile in the middle of the ocean.
You know, he is the luckiest maniac in the world. If his country had oil or anything of value Dick Cheney would have lied us into fucking them up years ago. Just like they faked the link of Bin Ladin and Iraq, he could've faked the link between Bin Ladin and Jong-il.
In closing, fuck North Korea and 'tiny kim'. And fuck Rodman too for trying to talk him up. He looks like a goddamn whore on TV talking about you 'love him.' You just whore out your words for shock value and we all know it. Unless you telling me you love the ass-wipe behind that pathetic threat.
Fuck North Korea, fuck 'tiny kim', and fuck every one of his 'boys'.
Trailer Park:
Star Trek Into Darkness
If you've seen the first one, you are probably really, really excited about this one. I was never much of a Trek fan, I tried to catch a couple of their series but I never actually hung on. I didn't even think much of Kirk and Spock. But that first movie put me in my place. By the end of it, I was eagerly rooting for Kirk, Spock, Dr. McCoy, and the rest of the crew to save the Earth and stop Nero's evil plot. This sequel looks good so far...
Trance
This one was passed along to me by Puff. This looks like a solid 'mind-fuck' type of movie. James McAvoy is really impressing the shit out of me with his work, and this looks to be another great performance from this up and comer. I recommend checking this trailer out.
Kick-Ass 2
Because the first one wasn't outrageous enough, Kick-Ass is back and has to fight off his Arch-nemesis Red Mist, who now is known as "The Mother Fucker". LOL, seriously. The first movie was pretty darn good and this one ups the ante and adds Jim Carrey. I'm all hyped up for this one.
This vid explains it all about the reality inside North Korea: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IeyiPGJsN8
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