Wednesday, March 30, 2016

Dick Picks Gone Pro



Sometimes you see some stuff so crazy that it just... stupefies you. You don't know what to make of it, you want to judge it, but then think about it and say, that's not a terrible idea.

So according to this piece done by the NY Post, this lady Soraya Doolbaz, kept getting dick pics all of the time. Apparently she was unimpressed with the quality of said dick pics and decided she could do something about that. I suggest you just watch the video (click "Click here to read the Rest" to see the video) before you read anything else.



Wow, right?

There are so many things of note about this piece:

  • Why is this lady receiving so many dick pics? She's cute and all, but I don't think she gives out that 'send me your dick pic' vibe... Well she does now, but when I first saw the video, she didn't.
  • Is it a woman thing? Like is this some kind of dick pic epidemic that's happening to you all? I know dick pics get around and all, but like do you get so many that you can strike up a conversation with your friends about it?
  • I've never looked at my dick and said, "You look like you can use a bathrobe." Anytime I've ever said to my dick, "You need a raincoat", I didn't mean an actual fucking raincoat. Oh man, those outfits she had were hilarious. I will say this about that one couple that was almost a little too happy to be there. They look like the type that would look at his dick and wonder about the bathrobe. 

All things considered, I have to say that this lady is brilliant. Had she followed the regular path of a photographer, she may not have ever been noticed. Now her dick pics are getting her recognition and business. Can you imagine going to someone's apartment and seeing a calendar of dick pics? Or bring that Coffee mug dick pic to work?

Kudos to Soraya, a true entrepreneur.  She took her career to a whole new level by thinking outside of the box. I don't know how much regular photographers make, but I doubt that too many of them make $10K per picture, or have a whole line of products based solely on your work.

I gotta give props to my boy Gusto for pointing me to this video. I was chilling at home winding down my evening when he called. My eyes were at half mast, but its not like he minds. So we chatted about this and that to catch up with our lives, then he tells me about this news piece. He noticed it because an old high school friend of his was somewhere in this video. He knew I would find this funny and real interesting.

You are right on both counts, my friend. Thank you.



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