Current events, Sports, Personal mental issues, and whatever else creeps into my mind. This is a collection of odd little stories that catch my attention. Though you should note that while I have not told many stories, any I do tell are to be considered fictional. Though they may be taken from my life or something I have observed, I would have changed most of the surrounding facts. Any and all immoral or illegal acts in these stories did not really happen and only appear for flavor...
Friday, November 19, 2010
Friday Hustle
Denzel's Wife Run Over At a Football Game
Back to the Future's Biff's Stand-up
Trailer Park - Cowboys And Aliens - The Green Lantern - London Boulevard
Denzel's Wife Run Over At a Football Game
Well I'm sure some of you have heard of Denzel Washington. What you probably don't know is that his son is a football player. Well, not too long ago, this cat ran in for a touchdown. The kid's father (Denzel) and mother were at the game and even were in the sidelines. When the kid sprung out for his run, his mother, like any other, was just as excited as anyone. She even ran down the sideline with him to cheer her baby on. However in the midst of all the jubilation Mrs. Washington failed to keep an eye on the field and the rather large #53 barreling towards her. No, unfortunately Mrs. Washington doesn't make it out the way. Yes, #53 busted her ass! If I was a sadistic bastard I'd play it over and over again laughing at her happy ass get fucking flattened! But I'm not and I am glad the lady was not hurt in all of this.
But I think Denzel calls it best:
Back to the Future's Biff's Stand-up
Everyone that has seen the Back to the Future knows who Biff is. Hell, we know his grandson (Griff) and even his great grandfather (Mad Dog). What nobody may know is his real name, Tom Wilson. Well this is an actor and has appeared in a few movies here and there. Anyway, it looks like that at some point he decided to go into stand-up. He does have this really funny bit about the types of questions he usually gets once people realize that he played Biff. So I give you "Biff's Question Song":
Trailer Park
Cowboys & Aliens
Weird title right? This is actually based on a comic book that I had never heard of before I heard about this movie. The cast is pretty good with Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford at the forefront. John Favreu from Iron Man fame is the director. This looks mysterious, and though they don't say it in the trailer, I think the invaders that they have to end up fighting are aliens. I'm not a 100% sure (just a gut feeling really), but I'm going to make that leap and say they are not demons but they are aliens.
Green Lantern
Ryan Reynolds plays a comic book superhero known as the Green Lantern. The character's been around for many years and is actually very well known to all comic book fans. This is going to be next year's "Summer Blockbuster". I hope this is good, because they've already OK'ed the sequel. On a geek tip, this movie just floats my boat. I've been a fan of this character for a while now, and I can only hope to the movie gods that this movie doesn't suck. So far it looks pretty good. They capture the Sci-fi elements, and the enormity of this guy's universe pretty well. The CGI could use a little work though.
London Boulevard
This has my boy Colin Farrell (not my boy as 'I know him' more like an actor I think has a lot of talent), and the ever beautiful Keira Knightley. This is no award winner, but it has that cute 'English Independent' film vibe. The plot may be a little cliche with Colin's character trying to leave the mob, but this seems to have a little more substance than your typical cliche mob movie.
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Tom Wilson is not only a stand-up comedy, he's also a singer, and a very talented painter. For me his role as Biff Tannen is as crucial as McFly or the Doc for the movie's architecture. Very nice your blog, go ahead! Carla Vanessa
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