Saturday Frolock

Cigar Man
Firefighters Just Watch A Home Burn
Trailer Park - Inside Job - The Tourist - The Adjustment Bureau
Man Found with Narcotics In his Ass Says It isn't His




Cigar Man

This is a wonderful picture of Tiger Woods at the Rider's Cup this past weekend. It was on the 18th hole that Tiger Woods just didn't get a good shot and ended up hitting this guy's camera. Pretty amazing, huh? But check out the guy second from the right. 

 
 LOL. That guy looks like Cheech's (from Cheech & Chong fame) youger more Iranian looking relatives. LOL, what party did this guy just come from? I wouldn't know how you could convince anyone that that guy wasn't on something. And I don't mean to be 'racial' but he's wearing the same outfit as my gas attendant (who, ironically, is not middle eastern). But fuck, he got in one of the hottest pictures in sports. 


The Cigar Man is now immortal.


Firefighters Just Watch A Home Burn

This is fucking disgusting. In Obion County, Tennessee, homeowners are required to pay $75 for fire protection services. If you don't pay that, firefighters do not have to go to your house to put out your fire. Apparently Gene Cranick's house caught on fire and when his garden hoses couldn't contain the flames he called 911. 


As you can assume, poor Gene didn't pay his $75 so they told him they weren't coming. Gene had do watch his house burn down. Then the gods pour a little salt on the man's wounds and when the neighbors are afraid that the fire will spread to their property they call the fire department. They paid their $75 so the firefighters show up to put it out so the firefighters showed up and... did nothing unless the fire jumped to the other people's properties. The man pleaded with them and offered to pay whatever the cost, but it fell on deaf ears. They watched the man's home burn down.


I understand you letting it burn a little bit to make a point. Or charge him an extra fine or something. But don't just stand there as the man's home burns down. I mean, Jesus, he's a human being too. If he was being a complete jerk and refused to pay the $75, then let it burn a little and charge him an extra fine. I mean how cold is it to just watch a man's home burn down.




Inside Job

This one is a documentary about how badly Wall Street really fucked us. Well not only that but why wasn't anyone looking?





The Tourist

This one is with Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp. It's about a guy that gets taken for a ride by a very sexy woman.




 The Adjustment Bureau

 This one looks great. Its a Matt Damon love flick. It looks like a pretty good flick about a politician who just wants to fall in love with this woman.
 




Man Found with Narcotics In his Ass Says It isn't His

That's right this story is for real! Now I've heard people say some CRAZY stuff to get out of the law's way. But this guy is fucking insane. He was pulled over for speeding when the cop smelled weed. The cop then searched the guy and found weed and crack hidden in his ass. That's right, his ass. When questioned, the man said that the weed was his, but the 'white stuff' wasn't.

Hmmm, where to start? Lets start with the cops:

Now, I know my share of delinquents. Shit, all of my friends have been pulled over by the police, most of my friend's have been searched at least once by the police. But none of my friends (that have not gone to jail) have ever had their ass cracks searched. Who was this officer who was so convinced that the guy had narcotics that he was willing to search someone's ass. Wow, just fucking wow.

Now this asshole:
And who is that fucking moron that thinks, "it aint mine" is a valid excuse. Like the cop is going to say, "Well, good thing you said it wasn't yours. You can go now." Since he rolls around crack and weed, I'm sure he has a friend or two who've had run-ins with cops. When has he ever heard that excuse work when they find stuff on you? I mean, if it isn't on you and its just lying there you can always say that it isn't yours (and even that is very iffy). When you have it on you, they don't want to hear it. You're insulting their intelligence by saying that, even if it is true. They don't care; if you were in possession of it at the time, they've got you by the balls. They will sometimes admit that there is an off-chance it really isn't yours, however, you'd have to give somebody up and that's just being a bitch.

But when they find it in your ass crack, they pretty much assume that NOBODY else is going to use that bullshit but you. If it wasn't yours before, it became yours the minute it got anywhere near your ass. I know addictions are strong as fuck, but personally, I can't ever imagine smoking or snorting something that was in someone's ass just a few minutes ago.